Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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