3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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