Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Pants are for mortals
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Randomize
