What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I AM VODKA MAN
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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