Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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