38 yer olds are good kisserssss
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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