And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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