Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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