hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
