Buhtt sex?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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