covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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