i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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