it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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