he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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