I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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