people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Randomize
