How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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