i don't like sucking hair
she was so not down for the gang bang
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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