I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
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