Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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