why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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