i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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