I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize