is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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