yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I hate all girls vehemently.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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