I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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