4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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