Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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