Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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