I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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