I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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