So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Operation Purity has been aborted
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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