In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Randomize
