No awkward lesbian experiences without me
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
