i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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