Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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