i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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