First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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