I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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