Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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