i don't plan on having that self control this summer
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
