Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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