Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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