she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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