What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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