I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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