Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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