she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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