Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
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