it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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