Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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